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The Christmas Coundrum

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Shopping for Salt-Crusted Sarcastic Savages. The crude cackling continued out back as I stepped into the kitchen. Helena was washing

MUH INFLOONSHEZ?

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—Yeah, I Gotz Sum— Only a few people in publishing know me on sight, and it’s okay by me. Unfortunately,

The Boot Dropped:

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Rat Canyon Range Tale The curt phone message scrawled on a sticky-note read “Boot dropped — call Chief R.” I

The State of Onion

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Be careful flippin’ on your TV, folks. Coming soon is the annual State of the Union speech, followed rapidly by