Best Of — GunCrank Diaries

A Kiss Goodbye

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By John Connor Call him Dan. It’s one syllable of his real name. He was an American veteran. He died

My Heros

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You’ve Got Your Role Models — I’ve Got Mine By John Connor Look up there to the left. Yup; it’s

The Christmas Coundrum

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Shopping for Salt-Crusted Sarcastic Savages. By John Connor The crude cackling continued out back as I stepped into the kitchen.

MUH INFLOONSHEZ?

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—Yeah, I Gotz Sum— By John Connor Only a few people in publishing know me on sight, and it’s okay